good news!

i received the following in my email this morning - know that i will remember all of the little people and share this windfall with midgets and elves everywhere....hey - maybe you can send mr thomas an email and say that you won too!

Dear lucky Winner,
This is to inform you that your email address has won you
1,000,000.00GBP from the microsoft email draw held in London.
To claim your
prize, please fill the verfication form and indicate your Reference #:
BTD/968/07 and Batch #: 409978E numbers.
FULL
NAME
NATIONALITY
GENDER
HOME/OFFICE
ADDRESS
TELEPHONE
AGE
MARITAL STATUS
OCCUPATION
ANNUAL
INCOME
Reference #
Batch #
Forward your batch/reference numbers and
information to Mr Thomas Nicholas your claim agent via E-mail: thomas.nicholas2@hotmail.com

bob on, my newly rich friends, bob on.

i'm a getting hungry

gobble on, my friends. gobble on.

pie rules

all american apple apple apple cobbler apple creme apple crumble apple custard apple meringue apricot apricot cobbler apricot creme apricot crumble apricot custard apricot meringue araza avocado banana banana cobbler banana creme banana crumble banana custard banana meringue banana split banana strawberry bearberry blackberry blackberry cobbler blackberry creme blackberry crumble blackberry custard blackberry meringue black raspberry blueberry blueberry cobbler blueberry creme blueberry crumble blueberry custard blueberry meringue blue raspberry bilberry boston creme boysenberry boysenberry cobbler boysenberry creme boysenberry crumble boysenberry custard boysenberry meringue breadfruit brownie brownie special buffaloberry butternut butter pecan caffeinated cappuccino caramel caramel fudge swirl cheesecake cherry cherry cobbler cherry creme cherry crumble cherry custard cherry meringue chicken pot chocolate chocolate banana chocolate caramel chocolate chunk chocolate cookie crum chocolate crème chocolate crumble chocolate cusard chocolate fudge chocolate fudge chip chocolate fudge chunk chocolate fudge supreme chocolate peanut chocolate raspberry chocolate satin chocolate truffle choke cherry clementine cranberry cranberry creme cranberry crumble crowberry cinnamon bun coffee cranberry cranberry cobbler cranberry creme cranberry crumble cranberry custard cranberry meringue coconut coconut cobbler coconut creme coconut crumble coconut custard coconut meringue crum custard dragonfruit dutch apple eggfruit elderberry fudge fudge brownie fudge swirl fudge supreme fudgey pecan golden apple delicious gooseberry grape grapefruit grasshopper guava hula ice cream jackfruit jellybean key lime kiwi kumquat lemon lemonade lemon cobbler lemon creme lemon crumble lemon custard lemonlime lemon meringue lime lime lime cobbler lime creme lime crumble lime custard lime meringue loganberry mandarin orange mango mango lime mayapple mincemeat mint mint chocolate mint chocolate chunk mint strawberry mixed berry moo mud mulberry nannyberry nutty chocolate old fashioned apple olive orange cobbler orange creme orange crumble orange custard orange meringue papaya peach peach cobbler peach creme peach crumble peach creme peach meringue pear pear cobbler pear creme pear crumble pear custard pear meringue peanut butter pineapple plum pomegranate privet pumpkin quince raspberry raspberry banana raspberry cobbler raspberry crème raspberry crumble raspberry custard raspberry meringue reese's peanut butter cup resse's peanut butter cup w/ fudge rhubarb rhubarb cobbler rutabaga sageretia saguaro salmonberry shepard's sugar cookie crumble sorbet sherbert southern pecan strawberry strawberry cobbler strawberry creme strawberry crumble strawberry custard strawberry kiwi strawberry lemonade strawberry meringue strawberry orange banana sweet cream tangerine thimbleberry tomato turtle umbrella style apple umbrella style banana umbrella style blueberry umbrella style boysenberry umbrella style coconut umbrella style fudge brownie umbrella style grape umbrella style keylime umbrella style kiwi umbrella style lemon umbrella style mango lime umbrella style orange umbrella style papaya umbrella style peach umbrella style pear umbrella style pineapple umbrella style plum umbrella style raspberry umbrella style strawberry umbrella style tangerine umbrella style watermelon vanilla vanilla chocolate swirl vanilla raspberry watermelon winterberry wolfberry "x marks the spot" yak "zimbleberry"

did i miss any?

5 reasons why fruit flies rock or why i love the black bellied dew lover

1. too small to be hit with a flyswatter.
2. official name: drosophila melanogaster which is greek for black bellied dew lover
3. fully grown in a week
4. "females become receptive to courting males at about 8-12 hours after emergence" - omg - and that's without alcohol!
5. their wings beat 220 times - per second.

it's true. wikipedia told me so.

bob on!

given the stick figure porn....

bob goes under cover:









courtesy of ivillage's make over matic (which is only for the ladies - how sexist!). bob gets a new look. now the paparazzi will have a hard time finding him when the next scandal erupts.

shhh. don't tell.

bob on, um i mean, barbara on?

bob *exposed*

it has come to our attention that naked pictures of bob have been circulating through the internet. we are shocked that people would want to post pictures like this:

have they no shame? please, if anyone spots a picture of bob out there - we beg you to let us know so that we can eliminate this stick figure porn. shameful.

bob on, my friends

get the skinny, rat on your neighbor, then move.

zip skinny that is.

everyone's a nosey neighbor. come on, you know you peek in the windows at night...no, i'm not gonna call it in - instead i am here to feed your addiction.

check out http://www.zipskinny.com/ put your zip code in, then put in your holier than thou brother in law's zip and compare. which neighborhood really is better? proof is in the pudding my friends.

let's say statistics aren't your thing. you are too busy being pissed off at the guy down the street who parks in front of your house - right after you shovel a foot of snow out of the space. then bob's got the answer for you as well http://www.rottenneighbor.com/ oh this concept is so sweet. based on google maps - it gives you the opportunity to bitch, moan and complain about your neighbors. everyone should know about the crazy house on the corner - dontcha think?

ok - so after cruising through the zip codes and checking on the hood - you decide it is time to move. wanting more than the basic mls realtor search - you head to craigslist - but it is all too much for you. calm down there johnny, there is a better way: http://www.housingmaps.com/ a crazy awesome site that combines our beloved google maps with craigslist. how freakin cool is that?

that's it boys and girls.

bob on!

supercalifragilisticexpealidocious

couldn't think of a subject. blog block. too much work and not enough play makes bob a dull boy.

so what about long words. spelling. seriously. if it weren't for spell check.

i know you know what i mean.

how about definite. how many times have you seen it definate? at this point, shouldn't it be changed? ooooh, another word pet peeve. who celebrates valentime's day? or goes to the liberry? wait - nevermind. it is a mute point.

ha ha ha ha

i gotta get out more.

bob on!