it's true. wikipedia told me so.
bob on!
bob goes under cover:
courtesy of ivillage's make over matic (which is only for the ladies - how sexist!). bob gets a new look. now the paparazzi will have a hard time finding him when the next scandal erupts.
shhh. don't tell.
bob on, um i mean, barbara on?
it has come to our attention that naked pictures of bob have been circulating through the internet. we are shocked that people would want to post pictures like this:
have they no shame? please, if anyone spots a picture of bob out there - we beg you to let us know so that we can eliminate this stick figure porn. shameful.
zip skinny that is.
everyone's a nosey neighbor. come on, you know you peek in the windows at night...no, i'm not gonna call it in - instead i am here to feed your addiction.
check out http://www.zipskinny.com/ put your zip code in, then put in your holier than thou brother in law's zip and compare. which neighborhood really is better? proof is in the pudding my friends.
let's say statistics aren't your thing. you are too busy being pissed off at the guy down the street who parks in front of your house - right after you shovel a foot of snow out of the space. then bob's got the answer for you as well http://www.rottenneighbor.com/ oh this concept is so sweet. based on google maps - it gives you the opportunity to bitch, moan and complain about your neighbors. everyone should know about the crazy house on the corner - dontcha think?
ok - so after cruising through the zip codes and checking on the hood - you decide it is time to move. wanting more than the basic mls realtor search - you head to craigslist - but it is all too much for you. calm down there johnny, there is a better way: http://www.housingmaps.com/ a crazy awesome site that combines our beloved google maps with craigslist. how freakin cool is that?
that's it boys and girls.
bob on!
couldn't think of a subject. blog block. too much work and not enough play makes bob a dull boy.
so what about long words. spelling. seriously. if it weren't for spell check.
i know you know what i mean.
how about definite. how many times have you seen it definate? at this point, shouldn't it be changed? ooooh, another word pet peeve. who celebrates valentime's day? or goes to the liberry? wait - nevermind. it is a mute point.
ha ha ha ha
i gotta get out more.
bob on!
the godfather, tony soprano, et al.
think of the possibilities. some questions could include:
what did al capone die from?
gunshots * syphillis * cancer * execution
who wrote the godfather?
puzo * brasi * gambino * santa
the execution of a member of the american mafia is called omerta.
true * false
you could study up by taking mafia quizzes online. once again, a google search revealed that bob isn't the only person looking for useless mob trivia. some of the best quizzes can be found at 123facts.com and allthetests.com.
better study up though - get it wrong and you might get whacked.
fuggedaboutit. bob on.
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