just call me jam daddy. (repost, but worth it)

jam daddy in the house.

yo yo yo.

that is my official rap star name according to: rapstarname.com

quite proud to be called jam daddy, i went on a search for lyrics. i found underground hip hop for dummies. perfect, just what jam daddy needs. i bob on over there and the secrets of the rap underworld are on display. A small sample:

"Lyrics: And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi Girls pee pee when they see me, Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee As I lay down laws like I lay carpet Stop it - if you think your gonna make a profit

TRANSLATION:I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable."

i'm off to get me some honies.

bob on, my friends. jam daddy out.

just call me sugar bob

really....

no billy bob, nor bobby sue, step aside ricky bobby....

sugar bob is here.

sweet, sweet sugar b....

who's your daddy now?