9.12.2007

just call me jam daddy.

jam daddy in the house.

yo yo yo.

that is my official rap star name according to: rapstarname.com

quite proud to be called jam daddy, i went on a search for lyrics. i found underground hip hop for dummies. perfect, just what jam daddy needs. i bob on over there and the secrets of the rap underworld are on display. A small sample:

"Lyrics: And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi Girls pee pee when they see me, Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee As I lay down laws like I lay carpet Stop it - if you think your gonna make a profit

TRANSLATION:I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable."

i'm off to get me some honies.

bob on, my friends. jam daddy out.

4 comments:

cyberpenguin said...

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Congrats!
-C

bob said...

oh. my.

jam daddy is speechless.

i'd like to thank all of the little people. my agent. my producer. the voice(s) in my head.

cyberpenguin, will you marry me?

seriously bobalicious!

bob on!

SpiralButterfly said...

Baaaah hahahahahaaaaaa!!!

OMG!

I just spit Coca Cola all over my screen!!!

STOP IT!!!

bob said...

might want to wipe that off quick.

coke'll disolve a tooth overnight!

just bobbin ya.

bob on, my pretty moth.